Worst Roommate ever..

So i wake up in the middle of the night to make some warm milk. When i get into the kitchen, i hear crunching under my feet, i think to myself... 'When did we get crunchy floors?'. I look over and see a SIGN written on the back of an envelope that says BROKEN GLASS. Really? BROKEN GLASS!!!! Instead of cleaning up the BROKEN GLASS, my roommate had put a sign that said Broken Glass. Who does that? UNBELIEVABLE. Maybe ill put a sign in his bed that says LOOSE PYTHON, or put a sign in his shower that says MURDERER IN THE APARTMENT. Unreal. Damn humans.