Currently layed-over in Memphis, flight delay, sitting at the terminal gate with a bunch of fuggin fake ass posers. One dude is asleep. (Wake up and live, bitch!) Look at all these whack ass muthas. Thankfully i'm watchin Dexter on my lap-teezy.
Balloon boy.Lied
about being in a balloon.But his
daddy set him up to it.I mean, is
this that big of a crime?To be
honest, it was the most exciting thing that happened to me last week.The best was how I found out. My buddy
called me and said,
"Hey, there’s a kid stuck in a balloon over Colorado!"
And these are the 5 things responses that popped into my
head:
1. ‘Wow, that must be some killer weed’.
2. Really? I guess storks are feeling this recession.
3. That’s nothing, I did that in 2002 to win a new playstation
and a scooter.
4. Oh yeah, but is he cute?
5. Seriously, a Kid or a fictional bear?
Now the parents are going be prosecuted. I don’t think it’s a
crime really.It was all in jest.Sure this guy shouldn’t have
his kids lying about such BS, but a lot of parents ask their kids to lie about
far worse than a silly hoax.I
have a lot of friends who have lied for their parents about prostitution,
drugs, embezzlement, syanide, tranquilizers, steroids, Jesus Juice, hip hop,
adultery, AIDS, crafts, and all sorts of other stuff.
If anything I think they should give the Henne family a
reality show right now to see how they are struggling with hoaxing
America.Now that is a show I’d
like to watch.
The best thing is the interview on CNN, where the kid
accidentally rats the family out.I had a similar experience in my life, when I was a kid, because it is a
child’s nature to tell the truth.My instance was when our garbage disposal broke when I was kid, because
my mom put a framed picture of my dad down it.And when the plumber came, I wasn’t supposed to say
anything, just say that ‘It was broken, due to natural causes’. But instead when
the plumber asked me what happened, I said flat out, “My Mom tried to dispose
of my Dad,” and I explained what had happened.
But back to the Henne’s.The funniest thing about the video, is right after the kid
confesses, you can hear someone in the family FART. Its because they knew the
cat was out of the bag, and someone got nervous, but its so hard to figure out
WHO.Check it out and see what I mean.Its really low, so you gotta
listen.