World Report: Number of FAKE ASS people on the rise
I read in my diary the other day that the number of fake ass people in the world is on the rise, up 2% from 2006. You know whom i'm talking about: people with fake hair, fake nails, fake wigs, people who use motorized lay-down work carts (see photo) , fake attitudes, people with bullshit ass homemade diplomas on their walls, tattoos of their kids on them, people who draw their own art and hang it on their walls (DUUMMMMB), cats, weed addicts, delivery people, people who hold up gang signs in photos, drum majors, fat people wearing athletic jerseys, un-handicapped people in the 'driving carts' at Wal Mart, people who can't read that well, prohibition supporters, sled dog operators, gunsmiths, aliens (FAAAKKEE), asian gangs (see photo below) , snuff heads, people who own mittens but never use them, Confederates, role players, people who take their cats on planes with them, people
trying to get 'revenge', people who whisper loud, people who buy cheap prosthetics (NEVER SKIMP $$$ ON A LIMB, Idiot!!), people who act like their parents suck, but they are just like their parents (fatties !!!), people who can't read or write and always wanna play Sherades b.c. its easier for them, people who eat hot dogs out in the open and act like it doesnt' look a little weird, nay sayers, dung runners, sea salt addicts, kids with monkey dolls, rabbits, pedophiles, cheap candy eaters (buy the good shit!!!).
So that's just a list of some of the Fakey Fakesters that are taking over the globe, more and more every day. So check yourself, because we all are straight fake, and probably need to see a Fake-ologist and de-Fake ourselves. Take care, brush your hair you FAKE ASS.
